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Burying McCain Before He's Dead

Posted June 6th, 2008 by Jailhouse Author

That's right; McCain, you and your George W. Bush policies are going to be buried alive. Republicans like me who served in Vietnam where I was shot down not once, but twice, know you can't balance a checkbook. We know that you know nothing about keeping America safe because you couldn't even keep yourself safe. You lost your aircraft, got captured, and never once tried to escape or help any fellow POWs escape for five years, clearly ignoring Article III of the United States Military Code of Conduct.

The good news, McCain, is the fact you'll not have to worry about anyone talking about your church and pastor since you go to church even less that you show up in the Senate to vote. And when you do vote, you vote against our veterans who did their job in Vietnam while you sang to your captors like a bird. As a matter of fact, Songbird was your nickname at the Hanoi Hilton. And I know this to be a fact because you personally told me about it.

Since I know you can't remember a prepared speech that's over fifteen minutes long, and can't see well enough to follow a teleprompter, you'd had better hope Obama goes for the Town Hall meetings; if not, you'll look and sound dumber than your mentor, George W. Bush.

Since you're big on challenges, here's one for you. I'll bet you $10,000 that Obama gets three popular votes to your every two. What about it, old man? I'll even sweeten the pot; give me ten to one and I'll bet Obama wins Arizona. All monies will go to our respective charity. Go pick out your political casket; you're a dead man walking.

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