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Burying the Dead & Balancing the Checkbook

Posted June 28th, 2008 by Jailhouse Author

WASHINGTON - There's a 50-50 chance that the North Pole will be ice-free this summer, which would be a first in recorded history, a leading ice scientist says.

"Global warming is a fairytale." - George W. Bush (Washington, D.C., March 10, 2004)

Like their habitual lying, bow legged president, Bush-voters can continue to keep their heads up their butts. Anyone stupid enough to vote for Bush/Cheney, knowing their history, would only get in the way of saving this planet anyway.

To equal George W. Bush in human suffering, Robert Mugabe would have to tell more lies and murder more people. But Bush supporters didn't care in 2004. What they wanted was to win the bragging rights. But now their cheers have turned to tears as they bury their dead and try to balance their checkbooks.

Think the worst is over, think again Bushies. Here, I'll let your president sum it all up. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." — George W. Bush (Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008)

As a fellow said to me in a letter a few days ago, "If the Bush people believe that only Muslim terrorists despise the ground they walk on and the air they breathe, they can think again. I can't begin to describe my heartfelt joy watching tornadoes and floodwaters wreak havoc on red states. I was blessed with a large frame, and I've worked hard putting large muscles on that frame, and I dearly love getting a Bush supporter to mouth off so I can put my big fist in his damn mouth. One of these guys called me a hatemonger last week. As he lay on the floor with blood coming out of his mouth and right ear, I asked, 'You got anything else to say, warmonger?' These neo-conservatives have been spoiled. They think they can just say and do with our country as they damn well please."

Bobby W. Miller