It is just too hilarious for words. Now that Mr. Bush, Paulson and their gang of bankers have gotten the $700 billion that was needed to buy up all those caustic mortgages that were going to send the banking world into a tail spin, they're not going to do that now. These bad mortgages are no longer as important as they first thought. As Gomer Pyle used to say, "Surprise! Surprise!" Sorry Mr. and Mrs. Homeowner, you're out of there. But there is some good news. Well sort of; Wal-Mart is having a sale on camping tents and supplies.
"Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything." - Frank Dane