More Gratifying Than Sex

Pssst! Don't forget, right-wing puke, just because you have lost your job and your 401k is worthless, you still need to worry about gay marriages and that infamous blow-job.

"Religion I found to be without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, serves principally to divide us and make us unfriendly to one another." — Benjamin Franklin

"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity." -Thomas Jefferson

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon, than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind." - Thomas Paine

"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution." - James Madison

"Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines and Oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery that we find religion encumbered with in these days?" - John Adams

It seems that from day one of this country's birth that religious idiots were a liability and saw as a threat and for good reason. These damn Christian Fundamentalists have been in control now for eight years and they have brought nothing but disgrace to the United States with their needless acts of mass murder and Nazi torture camps, Abu-Ghraib and Guantanamo. Not only have these greedy leeches destroyed America's economy, they've damaged the world economy. So I'd much rather see one of them dead and in hell than an Arab in Iraq who has done my country or me no harm. To watch those who voted for George Exxon Bush, knowing he had lied about Iraq, lose their jobs, savings and homes is more gratifying than sex.

Bob Miller
Florence Alabama author