The next accolade goes to Kevin Ritchie for his piece in the Pretoria News entitled Mediocrity isn't enough in which he reports on the bizarre incident of a commercial airliner being repaired with tin foil and duct tape.

As a sample, for you, of Ritchie's good writing style:

There wasn't a hole in the wing, it was actually a missing bit that holds the engine up, but don't worry, the manual says this kind of aircraft can fly without that part.

We don't do it though, for obvious reasons.

Well done Mr Ritchie!