Entirely appropriate? Bullshit. How the hell do you think she got into the house in the first place? She broke in through the back window, and took my keys to the truck, ransacked the cupboard and helped herself to the fuckin' chinawear she claimed she said was hers. I don't give a good goddamn about some fuckin' china pattern. I would have given her the goddamn dishes had she asked. She conveniently waited till dark, when she knew I was at the gym. Locked her keys in the car, my ass. She planned the whole fuckin' thing down to the crying routine in front of the police who caught her in my house. She is lucky I did not catch her. Crazy bitch.
I catch her checking out other guys online at some dating site and she cries foul after I break it off wid' her. I thought she was going to be the one. A good girl. She had me fooled, but good. If I were half the man I once was I should have throttled her.
So much for refined style and manners.