The Obama Camp need not worry about McCain. Just put the old guy in front of a microphone, and out of his mouth will come a statement that'll cause people to pity him. That'll get some votes, but it is one hell of a weak strategy for the long haul.

"Make it a hundred years."
No thank you, old man.

"Muqtada al-Sadr declared the ceasefire in Basra."No, McCain, it was Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki who brokered the ceasefire. Getting it right the first time is needed this time around. You really are very similar to George Exxon Bush in many ways.

"I support Bush on all major issues."

BOSTON - An activist group hoping to pressure the Roman Catholic church into dropping its long-standing prohibition barring women from the priesthood says it ordained three women on Sunday.

"Catholics who attempt to confer a sacred order on a woman, and the women who attempt to receive a sacred order, are by their own actions separating themselves from the church," the archdiocese said.

McLEAN, Va. - Dogs aren't the only ones casting a longing eye at fire hydrants these days. Fire departments across the country report that thieves are twisting the brass nuts off the tops and selling them for scrap, raising concerns that the hydrants won't work when needed most.

Firefighters responding to an April house fire in Hesperia, Calif., found that the five closest hydrants were useless because thieves had taken the nuts needed to get to the water. They called in special equipment, but by the time they got the fire under control, the house was a total loss.

One world leader after another is pointing out that there is a strong resemblance between the Bush Administration and Hitler's administration. Yet, the working class in the U.S. either doesn’t know enough about these two administrations to understand the similarities or, like the Germany people who supported Hitler, they don't care.

SYDNEY, Australia AP — Pope Benedict XVI said he was "deeply sorry' for the sexual abuse of children by Australia's Catholic clergy, delivering a strongly-worded apology Saturday that described their acts as evil and a grave betrayal of trust. End

Yes, yes we know how sorry you and all the good Cardinals are for not only condoning these ungodly acts, but participating in them by transferring these predators from one area to another to prey upon yet another group of children. Well, old man, even though it's evident that you don't believe a damn word you preach, if there is a hell, you will go there right along with these demons you and your Protestant counterparts have turned loose on the world. So be our guest and just keep spreading your damn Pope poop, you unholy leech.

BEIRUT, Lebanon - Five militants freed in a prisoner swap with Israel prayed and laid wreaths at the grave of a slain Hezbollah commander Thursday, vowing to fight Israel as supporters showered them with rice.

"We swear by God ... to continue on your same path and not to retreat until we achieve the same stature that God bestowed on you," said Samir Kantar, who had been the longest-held Lebanese prisoner in Israel. End

I have never spoken a kind word about the Israelis in my life, but it's simply impossible to deal with these hate-consumed Arabs. True, the U.S., British, and Israelis have committed barbaric acts against Muslims. But Muslims, what day in the future can we expect to come together with you, and like the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland say, "Enough!"

When I write about Christians I often think, "I shouldn't say this. I have at least one or two people like my friend LuisFTS who are Christians."

But history is on my side. Take the Pope. For over three decades he did nothing about the Church protecting God only knows how many sex offenders and child predators. Only after the Church had to pay out millions, has it owned up to its nasty deeds. No one can tell me different because I was one of those children. But not in two life times will I take money that was given to the Church by people worse off financially than I've ever been. This is not the Pope's money that he and his buddies are handing out. It's money given by poor people to do God's work, not Satan's.

Okay, so I'm one of those guys who people call a rebel, alarmist, theorist, and no good SOB. Doesn't anyone but this country boy find it strange that the FBI, Scotland Yard, and every damn rent-a-cop in the world will join forces to catch a guy who steals a damn painting, but do everything possible not to find a guy who leveled the World Trade Center? Not to mention has steadily been blowing up, and encouraging others to blow up, people and buildings around the world for seven long years?

NEW YORK (AP) -- Stocks tumbled Friday as investors focused on troubles at mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and watched oil prices climb further into record territory. The Dow Jones industrials fell more than 170 points and neared the 11,000 mark for the first time in two years. End

When I first started working for the sociopaths and mercenaries in Washington, D.C. I had to keep reminding myself it was real, not some nightmare. There I was, sitting in a room in our nation's capitol listening to people who were employed to serve and protect talking about their employers and fellow countrymen like farmers discussing animals at a livestock auction. Not once in thirty-five years did I hear anyone say in private that what we were doing or planning was best for America, let alone the world. It was always what was best for the administration, the agency, the House or the Senate. If the masses should happen to benefit from the plan, so much the better; but that was never a goal or even a sub-goal. This is what it's all about…