We all know that opposition to immigration has little to do with the “illegals”, for if that were so we would solve that problem by simply changing the law to legalize our new neighbors. Rather, I have come to the conclusion that the problem comes from the inability of immigrants to fit in to American society, to become part of the herd, if you will. This comes from a basic misunderstanding of American culture. Therefore, I offer this helpful primer to our new Hispanic neighbors on how to fit into modern American society.

Work Ethic.