Obama has forgotten more about human decency, détente, and balancing a checkbook than Bush has ever known or will ever know. I was asked the other day if I'd waterboard Bush if I got the chance. Sorry, but that's against the law. However, if he were trapped in a burning car, I'd be the last person on earth he could count on for a rescue. Mr. bin Laden would pull him from the flames before I would.

Since I've worked in the back alleys and sewers of the US federal government for years, I'm often asked about the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). I can sum up the people who make up this organization in one word--putrid.

Every CIA agent I've met has been a reckless thug whose death would only improve our air quality. In nearly every case where the CIA had been counted on for up-to-date and accurate intelligence, they've failed. This agency, more than any other, has provided false and/or tainted information to Congress time and time again. Not only are these hooligans not held accountable for misappropriation and misuse of billions of tax dollars, they get away with foreign and domestic premeditated murder.