(CNN) -- If you're lying awake at night, feeling angry or fatigued, because of stress, you're in the majority, according to a nationwide report released Tuesday. As many as 80 percent of Americans are stressed about their personal finances and the economy, according to the annual survey conducted by the American Psychological Association. END

Here I am in that 2% and loving it. Why are you guys and gals stressed? You're living in America; millions of dollars are everywhere. It was just yesterday that the CEO of Lehman Brother, Richard S. Fuld, told Congress that before the company declared bankruptcy this month he had averaged taking home $28 million a year for the last ten years.

Pssst! Don't forget, right-wing puke, just because you have lost your job and your 401k is worthless, you still need to worry about gay marriages and that infamous blow-job.

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