Christianity

The Lost Gospel of St. Odious of Bigotronia

And the Lord moved among the people, healing their ills and casting out demons.
“Let the sick and the despised come unto me” sayeth the Lord, “For God loves all,and all are my children.”
And on the edge of the crowd stood the wise St. Odious, who saw the folly of the Lord’s words.
“I must protect the Lord from his folly.” Said St. Odious. “Therefore, I shall move among the crowd and findeth those whom the wise among the bureaucrats have not blessed with the holy documents that bear the seal of Caesar. Those I shall smack mightily upon the head and drag away before the Lord angers the Romans by treating their ills against the will of Caesar.”
It was then that St. Odious looked up and saw a blind man being led by his friends.