The next accolade goes to Kevin Ritchie for his piece in the Pretoria News entitled Mediocrity isn't enough in which he reports on the bizarre incident of a commercial airliner being repaired with tin foil and duct tape.

As a sample, for you, of Ritchie's good writing style:

There wasn't a hole in the wing, it was actually a missing bit that holds the engine up, but don't worry, the manual says this kind of aircraft can fly without that part.