I'm getting really tired of the same old song Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran. Join me singing the new North Korea and Iran song, One, Two, Three, Rockets Away. Eenie, Meenie, Miney...Moe. Which way will the rockets go? London, Tel Aviv or DC? Hey, how about all three?

Ladies and Gentlemen: Today at 10 AM our born again Christians, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and most of the members of Congress went to be with Jesus when six missiles armed with nuclear warheads that were made at the Redstone Arsenal in Alabama by Christian rednecks that the warmongering hypocrites at the Pentagon sold to the Israelis who sold them to the Pakistanis who sold them to the Koreans and Iranians hit Washington, D.C.