With pomp and grandeur you parade you selection of omnipotence pass where I stand to center stage as if I were not there. What has this little boy of Mine done that warrants you kneeling and honoring him so? You carefully adjust his robe and provide him with nourishment leaving me to look after Myself.

Today I waited for you to give this holy one of yours a handful of dirt and ask him to make you a child or even so much as a mustard seed out of it. What has this holy man done that you have witnessed that I haven't?