Post 911 Civil Liberties

The Founding Fathers In Bizarro Land

JEFFERSON: Hello, stout fellows!

FRANKLIN AND ADAMS: Brave lad, well met!

JEFFERSON: You gentlemen are just the fellows whom I wished to meet!

FRANKLIN: And why would that be, young Tom?

JEFFERSON: I have been considering an important question, one vital to our young nation, and sage advice from thinkers such as your selves would be of the utmost assistance to me.

ADAMS: And what is this question upon which you ponder?

JEFFERSON: I have been wondering what safeguards we should put in place to protect this new nation of ours, a land dedicated to the preservation of Liberty and Freedom.