I think all the males in the U.S. should get together and have an Academy Award type event to honor old man Bush for being willing to service Barbara. I have only met her once, but once was enough. I owned a bookstore in Houston, Texas and to my surprise, she walked in one day with some woman looking for a rare book. When the woman introduced Bush, she stuck out her hand, I said, "No thanks." They left!

I've humped a few #3 and #4s in my time, but I'd need a case of Viagra to get an erection with Barbara Bush. She just might be the only woman to ever live who makes the late Eleanor Roosevelt look like a beauty queen. I'll bet that in her current condition, Eleanor looks better than Barbara.

Bob Miller
Florence, Alabama